Valet Boy Takes Time Off

For two days running, make that “nights running”, a song chorus has been dancing through Valet Boy’s head.    “It’s the end of the world and we know it…and I feel fine.”

Well, Valet Boy is not feeling fine.

But, he is relatively certain that the end of the world is just around the corner.  What was it the Mayan Calendar purportedly said?  December 2012?  I understand some people think it may actually be as early as April 2012 and some of the scientists and translators had their times off by a wee smidgeon.

What’s the big difference right?  Maybe you celebrate Christmas a little early that year.

So, that gives us what?  Two years and 8 months, right.  On the outside.

Hey, that’s plenty of time.  Not for everything, but for a few really big things.  Valet Boy can make a big difference in the world in that amount of time. 

But, for now I am in the Gulf of Mexico.  Valet Boy has gone down to investigate the oil spill disaster for himself and perhaps scrub a Pelican.  If I run into Ken Salazar or any of the BP BigWigs, I’ll be sure to confront them on the disaster at hand.

So Valet Boy apologizes for taking the time off, but he’ll report on his findings next week.

Valet Boy

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Valet Boy has risen from the graveyard of forgotten blogs as an occasional hump day publication! Yes, once again Valet Boy will drag his zombie like corpse out into the rarefied faux-literary air populated by lonely but hopeful pseudo-authors with nothing better to do with all their free time than sit on their fat fannies in front of computer screens going blind....or turning Japanese...or both Anyway, thanks for stopping by!
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One Response to Valet Boy Takes Time Off

  1. Kirby says:

    Wish I could help, too. Write about it when you get home. It’ll be a lot more interesting than my drivel.

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