For two days running, make that “nights running”, a song chorus has been dancing through Valet Boy’s head. “It’s the end of the world and we know it…and I feel fine.”
Well, Valet Boy is not feeling fine.
But, he is relatively certain that the end of the world is just around the corner. What was it the Mayan Calendar purportedly said? December 2012? I understand some people think it may actually be as early as April 2012 and some of the scientists and translators had their times off by a wee smidgeon.
What’s the big difference right? Maybe you celebrate Christmas a little early that year.
So, that gives us what? Two years and 8 months, right. On the outside.
Hey, that’s plenty of time. Not for everything, but for a few really big things. Valet Boy can make a big difference in the world in that amount of time.
But, for now I am in the Gulf of Mexico. Valet Boy has gone down to investigate the oil spill disaster for himself and perhaps scrub a Pelican. If I run into Ken Salazar or any of the BP BigWigs, I’ll be sure to confront them on the disaster at hand.
So Valet Boy apologizes for taking the time off, but he’ll report on his findings next week.