This Sunday, Valet Boy regurgitates another vapid treatise in his 3 Part Series on Monsters.
Part 2 delves into the Hollywood Monster and brings to mind those memories of a childood steeped in cinematic chills and thrills, nights when you checked your closet every few minutes to make sure it was safe to go to sleep.
You may be asking yourself (you can’t ask Valet Boy, I mean he doesn’t really exist…or does he?) “What has this got to do with anything that is important to me?”
Well, probably nothing. But I am leading up to something here.
And that would be…what exactly?
That would be Part 3, of course. When we put all the pieces together for some really hard hitting journalistic nonsense and uncover the monsters of today.
So, settle back with your popcorn and soda for Part 2 this Sunday, because believe me after Part 3 you may never feel like eating again.