“Tales From the Hollywood Hills”


Now that the holidays and their accoutrement of egg nog, fruit cake and hang-overs are behind us, it’s time to hop back into the saddle for the new and improved 2011 “Confessions of a Valet Boy”  —–

Actually, it’s not new or improved…sorry.

But, be that as it may, coming this Sunday, January 9, 2011 Valet Boy continues his ribald memoirs with another installment of  “Tales From the Hollywood Hills”.

Entitled “Strippers are People too!” – This weeks’ story is lovingly dedicated to the memory of Royce D. Applegate.  Many of VB’s Readers knew Royce intimately and all of us have a bushel-basket of fun stories to tell and VB will certainly have some more coming down the pike.

Join VB this weekend as we kick off 2011 by slipping back in time to the late 70’s… A time we all wish we could remember…but, we were there…so we can’t.

As with the last “Tales…” this Post will also be Password Protected.

THAT MEANS:   YOU must be a Valet Boy SUBSCRIBER to view and read the post.

If you are a SUBSCRIBER – the Password will be EMAILED to YOU.

Why go to all this trouble?   This week’s issue is filled with Adult Content, Nudity and Strong Language.  We don’t want young impressionable minds to be inadvertently corrupted by the things their parents and grandparents did when they were young and impressionable.


The POST will only be open for 72 Hours…That’s 3 Days…If you don’t read your issue of VB by WED January 12 at 7:00 AM EST it will disappear into the archives.

Then you’ll be all embarrassed that you missed it, you’ll have to contact Valet Boy and plead with him to send you a copy….Of course, he will….but that’s not the point.

If YOU ARE NOT a current SUBSCRIBER, it’s very easy to become one.

Look to the right side of this page toward the top….see VB?  Below the pic it says, “Sign Me Up!”  – Click that button.   You’ll be directed to a sign up page on the WordPress site wherein you’ll be able to instruct WP to swiftly & conveniently send each issue of Valet Boy directly to your Email In-Box.  If you have difficulties with the process, you can send me a msg via the comment field below and I’ll do my best to help.

Could life possibly get any sweeter?  …..Don’t answer that.

Until then, Dear Readers, stay dry, warm and cozy.



About Valet Boy

Valet Boy has risen from the graveyard of forgotten blogs as an occasional hump day publication! Yes, once again Valet Boy will drag his zombie like corpse out into the rarefied faux-literary air populated by lonely but hopeful pseudo-authors with nothing better to do with all their free time than sit on their fat fannies in front of computer screens going blind....or turning Japanese...or both Anyway, thanks for stopping by!
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