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About Valet Boy

Valet Boy has risen from the graveyard of forgotten blogs as an occasional hump day publication! Yes, once again Valet Boy will drag his zombie like corpse out into the rarefied faux-literary air populated by lonely but hopeful pseudo-authors with nothing better to do with all their free time than sit on their fat fannies in front of computer screens going blind....or turning Japanese...or both Anyway, thanks for stopping by!

Kidney Stones, Meatloaf and the Mendocino Shuffle


SPECIAL SUNDAY EDITION FINALLY – Part 3 of the latest VB Saga! Dear Reader, Valet Boy apologizes profusely to those among you for whom my absence of late has been particularly distressing.  But, it’s all just a matter of making … Continue reading

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Who’s Up For a Game of Truth or CONVICT-sequences?


Part 2 – Continued from last time: Let’s see now…where were we? Oh, yes…I was just leaving the Chevron gas station about 11:30 PM on a bitterly cold January night lugging a 2 gallon gas can up an on-ramp to … Continue reading

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What’s that up the road?…A head?


Dear Fellow Brainiacs and Regular Intellectuals, The management at VB, Inc. just wanted us (the lowly Staff) to remind you that Valet Boy’s Dashboard Confessionary Tales & Memoirs now posts on Wednesday rather than Sunday.  But if you prefer, VB … Continue reading

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The Hitchhikers Guide to Stupidity….or….Walk a Mile in My Snowshoes!


THE DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL   – GHOSTS OF ROUTE 66 The following is a true story…. Well, in so much as I can accurately remember anything from my past enough that one might call it true. A couple of weeks ago … Continue reading

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What Fuels These Motives Be…… or…. Where Have All The Flours Gone?


Dear Readers, Have you ever taken a vacation and immediately thereafter felt you needed another vacation in order to recover from the vacation you just had? Then you know how Valet Boy feels about his almost two-year absence from the … Continue reading

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