Category Archives: Friends & Family

Kidney Stones, Meatloaf and the Mendocino Shuffle


SPECIAL SUNDAY EDITION FINALLY – Part 3 of the latest VB Saga! Dear Reader, Valet Boy apologizes profusely to those among you for whom my absence of late has been particularly distressing.  But, it’s all just a matter of making … Continue reading

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What’s that up the road?…A head?


Dear Fellow Brainiacs and Regular Intellectuals, The management at VB, Inc. just wanted us (the lowly Staff) to remind you that Valet Boy’s Dashboard Confessionary Tales & Memoirs now posts on Wednesday rather than Sunday.  But if you prefer, VB … Continue reading

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The Hitchhikers Guide to Stupidity….or….Walk a Mile in My Snowshoes!


THE DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL   – GHOSTS OF ROUTE 66 The following is a true story…. Well, in so much as I can accurately remember anything from my past enough that one might call it true. A couple of weeks ago … Continue reading

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How to Lose 50 Pounds in 50 Days! – The “Worst Diet Ever” Finally Revealed


Welcome to Valet Boy’s belated Valentine’s Post! As Shakespeare wrote in Twelfth Night, “If music be the food of love, play on…” In A Midsummer’s Night Dream, he penned Puck’s line:  “Lord, what fools these mortals be.” I realize that … Continue reading

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Please Don’t Make Me Blog…Even My Hair Hurts…Ugh.


I really did not even want to get out of bed or open a newspaper this week, much less write a blog.  I’ve been battling a nasty head cold and when I get sick it’s like “leave me the Hell … Continue reading

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