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What’s that up the road?…A head?


Dear Fellow Brainiacs and Regular Intellectuals, The management at VB, Inc. just wanted us (the lowly Staff) to remind you that Valet Boy’s Dashboard Confessionary Tales & Memoirs now posts on Wednesday rather than Sunday.  But if you prefer, VB … Continue reading

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Debauchery, Depravity and a Good Cup o’ Coffee – A Virgin at Dragon*con – Finale


         Remember when only really goofy looking people attended these conventions?  It was like the Island of Misfit Toys with 2 day old beard growth, Trek approved pocket-protectors, the personality of fungi and Kilimanjaro zits.        Well, kiddies….It ain’t that way no … Continue reading

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“You can’t create a monster and then whine when it stomps on a few buildings” – Lisa Simpson


MONSTERS Part 3 To be sure, Monsters are a subjective lot.  They are an evolving breed.  Birthed from our fears and ignorance, nurtured by our apathy, greed and lust.  To the fervent Conservative, the Monster is a Liberal-Progressive.  Conversely, the Liberal finds the Social-Conservative to be only … Continue reading

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Don’t Tread On Me, I just put on clean clothes.


Monsters Part Uno When the mercury in the thermometer begins to rise – those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer when the humidity and the temperature continuously vie for superiority – Valet Boy’s thoughts turn toward hibernation. Memorial Day was the Unofficial Start … Continue reading

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