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Kidney Stones, Meatloaf and the Mendocino Shuffle


SPECIAL SUNDAY EDITION FINALLY – Part 3 of the latest VB Saga! Dear Reader, Valet Boy apologizes profusely to those among you for whom my absence of late has been particularly distressing.  But, it’s all just a matter of making … Continue reading

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Who’s Up For a Game of Truth or CONVICT-sequences?


Part 2 – Continued from last time: Let’s see now…where were we? Oh, yes…I was just leaving the Chevron gas station about 11:30 PM on a bitterly cold January night lugging a 2 gallon gas can up an on-ramp to … Continue reading

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What’s that up the road?…A head?


Dear Fellow Brainiacs and Regular Intellectuals, The management at VB, Inc. just wanted us (the lowly Staff) to remind you that Valet Boy’s Dashboard Confessionary Tales & Memoirs now posts on Wednesday rather than Sunday.  But if you prefer, VB … Continue reading

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How to Lose 50 Pounds in 50 Days! – The “Worst Diet Ever” Finally Revealed


Welcome to Valet Boy’s belated Valentine’s Post! As Shakespeare wrote in Twelfth Night, “If music be the food of love, play on…” In A Midsummer’s Night Dream, he penned Puck’s line:  “Lord, what fools these mortals be.” I realize that … Continue reading

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Protected: “Tales From the Hollywood Hills” – A Kitten for Christmas


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