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You Don’t Know Sheen From Shinola!


This is Shinola. It was trademarked in 1929 by the 2-in-1 Shinola-Bixby Corporation of New Jersey.  The phrase, “You don’t know shit from Shinola” became a popular saying during WWII.  Shinola was also the “make-up” of choice for racist minstrel … Continue reading

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How to Lose 50 Pounds in 50 Days! – The “Worst Diet Ever” Finally Revealed


Welcome to Valet Boy’s belated Valentine’s Post! As Shakespeare wrote in Twelfth Night, “If music be the food of love, play on…” In A Midsummer’s Night Dream, he penned Puck’s line:  “Lord, what fools these mortals be.” I realize that … Continue reading

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Valet Boy and the Night Visitor….Hint: It Ain’t 1 of the 3 Wise Men!


I do not recall whether I was acting or directing at the time – much less the name of the show with which I was involved.  What I do remember is coming home to a filthy gory mess all over … Continue reading

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GUNG HAY FAT CHOY


Happy Chinese New Year! And while we’re at it Happy Ground Hog Day! So far this winter…. …the only good news that I’ve heard has been that Punxsutawney Phil did NOT see his shadow – promising the possibility of an … Continue reading

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Protected: “Tales From the Hollywood Hills” – A Kitten for Christmas


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